Im literally getting too old for this

As I pull what is hopefully my last all nighter EVER for a project in college, I sadly realize that I am actually running out of juice. My youthful roommate Emily watches and mocks me as I struggle to stay alive, let alone alert, to finish my final project which is due in a few hours time. I can’t believe I knocked out for the past two hours… It is now 4 am, I wake up confused at what I am doing, what time it is, what day it is, where I am, and how the heck did I get here?? WHY AM I STILL HERE???

My mind has graduated two months ago. 

Deep down inside….I know I will not miss this :)